All the Rules I Want to Break

Apr 23

asianfetus:

i’m logging out forever bye

Apr 23

High five my tongue with your tongue

Apr 23

officialunitedstates:

I like globes that have the bumps on them for mountains.  let me feel the earth, run my fingers over your himalayas, caress your inner alps

Apr 23

buttwyatt:

david duchovny doesn’t know what frogs are

Apr 23
Apr 23

absinthecake:

When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester

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Apr 23
Apr 23

majortvjunkie:

Date night with my two favorite guys

BEN AND JERRY

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hahahaha

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haha

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I’m so fucking alone

Apr 23

misbeliefs:

i have abs………olutely nothing

Apr 23

aaltje-in-wonderland:

—Netflix would be by far the best dating site. “Here are 9 other singles in your area who have also watched Breaking Bad for 12 straight hours”

Apr 23

Send me an “unf” if you think I’m attractive.

Apr 23
Apr 23
Apr 23

cristinaya:

Shine bright like a washed nintendog image

Apr 23
sarcarstic:

onlylolgifs:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train


im sorry but

sarcarstic:

onlylolgifs:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train

im sorry but