All the Rules I Want to Break

Aug 28

At the groceries store

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

Aug 28
intensional:

whollyhwojo:

intensional:

cookitty:

intensional:

le-madcap:

intensional:

xomtrencherxo:

intensional:

Look at all those ducks

Those are chickens

Look at all those ducks

Those are chickens

Look at all those ducks

*whispers* Those are chickens

*yells* LOOK AT ALL THOSE DUCKS

THOSE ARE CHICKENS.

I love how many people im annoying with this 

intensional:

whollyhwojo:

intensional:

cookitty:

intensional:

le-madcap:

intensional:

xomtrencherxo:

intensional:

Look at all those ducks

Those are chickens

Look at all those ducks

Those are chickens

Look at all those ducks

*whispers* Those are chickens

*yells* LOOK AT ALL THOSE DUCKS

THOSE ARE CHICKENS.

I love how many people im annoying with this 

Aug 28
curiousillusions:

stuckinamini-van:

sixpathsofbased:

College is a fucked up place

Finals fried this kid’s brain so bad that he’s trying to communicate with another plant to get him the fuck out of here before next year’s finals.

Plant

curiousillusions:

stuckinamini-van:

sixpathsofbased:

College is a fucked up place

Finals fried this kid’s brain so bad that he’s trying to communicate with another plant to get him the fuck out of here before next year’s finals.

Plant

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Aug 28

trip-hop-cabaret-dance-punk:

you’re gonna miss me when i’m gone
image

Aug 28
heyoitsmya:

me playing sports

heyoitsmya:

me playing sports

Aug 28

ottercopter:

gourmetknights:

GameInformer took points off of X and Y’s review score because it ‘still feels like a Pokemon game’

Well what the fuck do they expect it to feel like

image

Aug 28

sodamnrelatable:

i found an image that accurately describes my drive and motivation in life

image

Aug 28

jencorpsichord:

young adult things: washing your colors with your whites because you don’t care you JUST don’t fucking care

Aug 28

brendlol:

chryswatchesgot:

Chrys Watches GoT [x]

yesssssssssssssss

Aug 28
relahvant:

sykeopath:

what


ONWARD SEBASTIAN

relahvant:

sykeopath:

what

ONWARD SEBASTIAN

Aug 28
Aug 28
Slowbro mega evolves into Mega Slowbro in Pokémon Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire!

Slowbro mega evolves into Mega Slowbro in Pokémon Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire!